Valentines Day Story
Happy Valentines Day!

One  summer day at  you see the most  creature you have ever seen. Their name is  , and every move  makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend  and say, "Wow, that has to be the most  body I have ever seen. Suddenly,  looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!!  says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so  , and was wondering if you'd like to go to  with me and  ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " " and go with them. When you finally get to  moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a  hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.

It reads: "  is the love you've been waiting your whole life for.  will ask you out in  days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 0 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Feel free to take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you might have bad luck in love for the next  years!"