Why women like men

 1.  They've got that comfortable place on their shoulder thats perfect for 
 snuggling into while we fall asleep.
 
 2.  They're at peace with their bodies, except for maybe some minor 
 anxiety over height, baldness, and/or penis size.
 
 3.  They're enthusiastic about our bodies, even when were not.
 
 4.  They're beyond enthusiastic about sex.
 
 5.  They fall in love so hard, once they finally fall.
 
 6.  Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.
 
 7.  Bravery around snakes, waterbugs, bats and flat tires.
 
 8.  Their unapologetic lust for a nice hunk of beef or chocolate cake.
 
 9.  Their ability to solve problems simply by throwing a ball around.
 
 10.  The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward, of 
 their inner Little Leaguer.
 
 11.  How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.
 
 12.  Penises - we couldnt have designed them better ourselves.
 
 13.  What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.
 
 14.  They make excellent companions when driving through rough 
 neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys. 
 
 15.  They really love their moms.
 
 16.  They remind us of our dads.
 
 17.  They dont mind accompanying a woman to a party even though she looks 
 like a movie star and they look like the chauffeur.
 
 18.  Their near-endless appetite for discussing the ins and outs of work 
 and money - ours as well as theirs.
 
 19.  Their genuine ardor for tinkering with toilets, changing oil and 
 assembling gas grills - jobs any intelligent woman can do but would be 
 nuts to volunteer for.
 
 20.  They never care what their horoscope says.
 
 21.  They rarely lie about their age, their weight or their clothing size.
 
 22.  How awestruck they are in the face of a Wonderbra or a homemade cookie. 
 
 23.  How sexy their butts look in jeans.
 
 24.  How sexy their hands look in wedding rings.
 
 25.  How much they like us just the way we are.