Shooters

The Clitoris
1 part Bacardi
1 part Creme de Almond
1 part Bailey's
1 part Whipped Cream
Cherry

 Layer in shot glass.

 Blow Job
1/2 shot Kahlua
Whipped cream

Top with the cream. No hands, tilt your head back and swallow

 Cum In A Hot Tub
1/2 shot Orange Juice
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

 Pour Bailey's into Orange Juice for curdling effect

 Deep Throat
(same as blow job, only in a salt shaker and for women only)
The tongue must be used to break the whipped cream seal

 Flaming Blue Fuck
1 1/2 oz. Sambuca
1/2 oz. Blue Curaco

 Set on fire and drink through a straw

 Orgasm
1/2 shot mint schnapps
1/2 shot Bailey's Irish Cream

 Layer the drink

 Sit On My Face
1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Frangelica
1 shot Kahlua

 Layer the Bailey's over Frangelica over Kahlua

 Wrigley's Doublemint Blowjob
1 shot Kahlua
1/2 shot of peppermint schnapps 100 proof
Milk or Cream

 Stir or whip

 Cowboy Cocksucker
1 part vodka
1 part bailey's
1 part Kahlua

 Topped with whipped cream, this drink is another one that must be drunk from the shot glass without using any hands.

 Peirced Nipple submitted by Kendal Becker and James Deckard from R.F.McDougalls, Richland WA.
1 part Sambuca
1 part Baileys
1 part Goldschlager

 In a cordial glass layer the following in the above order, then float a coffee bean on top, tastes awesome.

 

Long drinks

Between The Sheets
1 oz. Brandy
1 oz. Triple sec
1 oz. Light Rum

 Shake with ice, strain into cocktail glass

 Creamy Bush
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Bushmill's Irish Whiskey

 Combine in rock's glass

 Dirty Mother
3 oz. brandy
3 oz. Kahlua

 Stir in highball glass

 Flaming Orgasm
1 Beer
1 shot Bacardi 151

 Pour the Beer into a glass, flame the 151, drop in Beer and slam

 Fuzzy Dick
1 part Kahlua
1 part Gran Marnier
Coffee

 In coffee cup mix, add whipped cream

 Get Laid
1 1/2 oz. Vodka
1 oz. Raspberry schnapps
Pineapple juice
splash of cranberry juice

 Stir in highball glass

 Hairy Virgin
2 parts Rum
1 part Triple sec
2 parts Orange/Pineapple juice
(if no cherry - Hairy Slut)
(if ice blended in- Frigid Hairy Virgin)
(if no cherry and blended - Hairy Bitch)

 Serve over ice with a cherry

 Hot Irish Nut
1 part Bailey's Irish Cream
1 part Frangelica
Coffee

 Stir in coffee mug, (1 part amaretto optional)

 Kiss In The Dark
1 oz. Gin
1 oz. Cherry brandy
1 oz. Dry Vermouth

 Stir with ice, strain into highball glass

 Mother Fucker submitted by Rick Swaims.
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Gin
1 oz Tequila
1 oz Rum
1 oz Kahlua

 Hope you enjoy.

 Orgasm
2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Kahlua
2 oz. Light Cream

 Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

 Pap Smear (Pabst Smir)
1 Beer
1 shot Smirnoff 100 proof

 Drop Smirnoff into beer and chug

 Pop The Cherry
2 oz. Cherry brandy
Orange Juice

 Stir in highball glass, add cherry and orange slice

 Rearbuster
2 oz. Tequila
2 oz. Kahlua
Cranberry juice

 Stir in highball glass

 Screaming Orgasm
Barstool
Equal parts-
Rum
Vodka
Bourbon

 Open mouth, lean back, swallow till you can't swallow any more

 Sex On The Beach
1 part Cream de Casis (or Chambord)
1 part Mellon Liqueur (or Midori)
1 part Pineapple juice
(add 1 part Vodka - ...With A Friend)
(add more alcohol - Rape Under The Bordwalk)

 Stir in highball glass

 Strawberry Stripper
Orange Juice
1 1/2 oz. Strawberry Schnapps
1 oz. Triple sec

 Pour Schnapps into Orange Juice and then Triple sec - do not stir

 Tight Snatch
1 1/2 oz. light Rum
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
Pineapple juice

 Stir in highball glass

 Virgin
1 1/2 oz. Gin
1/2 oz. white Creme de menthe
1 oz. forbidden fruit

 Shake with ice, strain into highball glass

 

The 'Screw' Drinks

Here is how to add thing together to get the various screw drinks:

 Basic Screw
1 part Vodka
Orange Juice

 Stir in highball glass over ice

 Fuzzy
add 1 part Peach Schnapps

 Slow
add 1 part Sloe Gin

 Comfortable
add 1 part Southern Comfort

 Up Against The Wall
float a splash of Galliano on top

 With A Kiss
float a splash of Amaretto on top

 Back Home